Things Ive Done With My Week Away

every so often its good to give yourself a week away from the ties of social media.

whilst not blogging/tweeting/facebooking I have achieved the following.

1. I am THIS [—] close to prestigeing on C.O.D black ops 2. like thiiiisssss close. which concideing my score card usually looks like this

kills – 4. deaths – 34.

is a pretty good achievement id say. bluuup.

2. I have eaten 2 boxes and 10 small bags of cadburys fingers. I do yes, feel a tad sick.

3. speaking of sick, poor toes has been layed up with a tummy bug although clearly we still have time to dress up,

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well who dosent, a massive ginger fro is vital to all living I assume.

4. Super Fem Veggie Tosspot came to visit. took loads of presents home and rode back to whence she came! never to be seen again, until she needs a home cooked meal.

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5. The hairdressers rectified my appauling hair I spent lots of money on by actually giving me blonde highlights…

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seriously, don’t humour me, im aware its STILL not blonde, how fucking hard can it be. well tbh at least its somewhere close this time, you incompetent cowbag.

6. ive upset Father…shit happens ey? maybe he’ll stop fucking coming round…take a hint?…sod offski?…I mean the man hates football, clearly hes the son of Satan.

mostly ive just been chilling out, getting the most out of the xbox before One comes out in November and our poor 360 gets shelved, but that’s another post altogether.

anywhoo im back, for now, you know me, im flakey.

mom, stop reading, do some work, and get that thing printed off for me, safe, blud.

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My Week 19/05

long, tedious, dirty, awkward.

these are just some of the words id use to describe my week.

but

you’ve all herd enough of that for now, so im focusing on the good parts of it 🙂

I discovered Mocha Frappachinos at McDonalds….like omg….heaven….drools.

I did my part for protected species by rescuing this little fellow 🙂

hello Mr slowworm!

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I love slow worms. I love pretending to small children they are poisonous snakes and watching them run away at speed when I pick them up 😀

the lovely Miss Toes found a friend on our day out!

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which proceeded to smack my in the face with its arse all the way home!

charming.

when did it cost you £5 to buy a goddam balloon??? no one can say im not doing my bit to help the economy. on our day trip we also found a “cat mat” for Face, he loves it!

Im relaxing with you my bloggy friends while 2 strapping (fat) young lads dig up the end of my garden and then lay 2 tons of plum slate.

“im sorry are you thirsty? ill make teas when I get up”

the slate arrived half hour early yesterday morning, I detest that more than something getting here late. people seam to think theve done you a favour when actually I order it for that time because I have fucking stuff to do, not because I thought you needed a break.

anyway, its not been the best of weeks so ill leave you with that pathetic snippet of “good tings” and bid you farewell. to see you for a better week (I hope) tomorrow.