or you know.
2 slim fast shakes,
and a bowel of soup.
im writing this while tucking into the most disgustingly grey mulchy looking bowl of dog slo I have ever seen. lease observe for yourself:
fecking horrid right?
this is day three of the shakes and soup diet, no snacks.
if your dieting, why the toss are you still eating the “allowed” 3 snacks a day.
they are allowed, NOT needed, don’t be a dick and eat 3 200 calorie snacks and then wonder why you’re arse is still fat.
just because your drinking the shakes like their some magical fucking cure for your laziness.
ill tell you why they “allow” you to have 3 snacks.
so it takes longer for you to loose weight and you’ll SPEND MORE money on their products!
anyway, im not enjoying my diet as you might have guessed, but until these last few dress sizes take the hint ill stock up on vomit in a can.
that’s no alcohol
and now no food
im thinking of cutting out oxygen next, least I wont have to worry about my calorie intake.