The difference between nursery and reception.

Is that Toes learnt MORE in nursery.

the standards of teaching were higher and the one to one care was ten fold that it is now.

you cant have a class of 30 students aged 4 and expect 2 people to be able to give said students the time they need to grow.

I was told at feedback day (let me outline your childs education in the allocated 5 minute slot and wonder why you’re looking at me like you want to punch me in the face – day) That Toes, one of the brightest in the class, was stubborn and lacked respect for her elders.

*gasps in horror* at my child disrespecting somebody….er…no…

shes a bit of a smartarse like her mother,

one conversation went.

Toes: can I have some more red chalk?

Teacher: no there isn’t any red chalk left.

Toes: hmm, your standards are slipping.

 

this, is HILARIOUS, they should be less focused on how far they can insert sticks up their arse and more so on the fact that a 4 year old is able to use correct terminology in context of which is very mature for her age.

I see nothing wrong with what she said. and will not punish her thusly.

she is BORED because the standard of work you set her is the same as she was doing last year. yet the homework, Fuck my virtual life, is ridiculous, it amounts to half hour a day and an hour at weekends.

fuck….right….off.

Im expected to teach her to read and apparently im expected to do so alone, because they certainly aren’t doing it at school, as toes said, their standards are slipping.

my child will respect you as much as you respect her, its a two way street and the 20 year age gap means nothing in this scenario. shes intelligent and strong willed and ive no doubt she would make a better teacher than you.

convenience is the reason she is at the school she is, and very soon that will change and ill be waving goodbye to the appalling standards of teaching.

 

if you’re ¬†reading this miss wall.

 

get some more fucking chalk.

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Something Up My Sleeve

admit it you’ve all pulled out the Autism card at one point or another just because you can, not because you need too.

come for dinner, with your mother?…oh….I would, I totally would, but Faces really not doing good you know autism and all.

family holiday? with the in-laws….yeah I just don’t think Face is upto it.

I would have called you back but you know my house always screaming!

 

today im pulling out the card on my father (shivers) which is the….third…time ive done it in a row with regards to not being able to see him, ive had about 20 meetings at faces school these past few weeks, nudge nudge.

id be bollock’s if he ever asked what they were about.

ive often wondered if I should feel guilty about lying about my sons disability, but then to be fair its not often I have to lie.

my house is normally a war zone,

I do normally have unlimited number of appointments

and no gas man you cant come in because Face is naked jumping on the sink.

so is it really that bad to play the autism card once in a while.

I mean as special needs parents we deserve a benefit every now and again and if that means I don’t have to spend time with my fuck wit of a father, well then I consider that a bonus for everyone really.

of course maybe I do it too much.

one day face asked if he could have the laptop.

I say asked, he edged closer and closer and screamed in my face.

and when I said no.

he clearly and firmly held his ground, put his chin up and stated

“Autism”

 

well done son

gotta work with what you’ve got!