admit it you’ve all pulled out the Autism card at one point or another just because you can, not because you need too.
come for dinner, with your mother?…oh….I would, I totally would, but Faces really not doing good you know autism and all.
family holiday? with the in-laws….yeah I just don’t think Face is upto it.
I would have called you back but you know my house always screaming!
today im pulling out the card on my father (shivers) which is the….third…time ive done it in a row with regards to not being able to see him, ive had about 20 meetings at faces school these past few weeks, nudge nudge.
id be bollock’s if he ever asked what they were about.
ive often wondered if I should feel guilty about lying about my sons disability, but then to be fair its not often I have to lie.
my house is normally a war zone,
I do normally have unlimited number of appointments
and no gas man you cant come in because Face is naked jumping on the sink.
so is it really that bad to play the autism card once in a while.
I mean as special needs parents we deserve a benefit every now and again and if that means I don’t have to spend time with my fuck wit of a father, well then I consider that a bonus for everyone really.
of course maybe I do it too much.
one day face asked if he could have the laptop.
I say asked, he edged closer and closer and screamed in my face.
and when I said no.
he clearly and firmly held his ground, put his chin up and stated
well done son
gotta work with what you’ve got!