No im not having a “coming out” session over the internet.
im talking Baby gender.
I have 2 boys and a girl.
I was cowering in my usual spot at school picking up time yesterday when Mom of 4 (youngest 10 months) started discussing her upcoming pregnancy with someone who cared (most certainly not me) shes 13 weeks. the conversation went something like this.
Mom of 4: 13 weeks! like omg, like ill find out the sex soon enough
stranger: like omg girl that’s like omg so exciting
MO4: I know I cant wait, the boys are soooo excited!! aren’t you ******?! (small 6 year old boy looks about as excited as someone who was given asda own brand cola)
Stranger: what are you hoping for??
MO4: a girl, it has to be a girl.
(let me interrupt here, the, what do you want, question was ALWAYS just a nicety for which you say, “oh you know I don’t really mind as long as its healthy” not to this mom)
stranger: yeah I guess you have 4 boys, its about your time hunny bunny, aww what you going to do if its a boy?
MO4: well ill just have another, like you know, I need a girl, ive had 4 boys now, so its my turn really.
I drowned out their voices at this part…
that’s not how reproduction works!
your not in a cue on the phone to BT (which takes longer than the average pregnancy)
nobody said, if you have enough ill eventually mix it up a bit 😉
somebody really slacked on her birds & bees talk.
what the fuck is she on???
how many is she going to have that are “unwanted” males before she gets her precious female child. I hope to fuck she never lets on to any of them that she ever thought this way.
what happens if she has a boy…then another…then another. does one start selling them? trading them in for a model with no p***s?
I passed on the surprise to find out what each of mine were, but not so I could have time to come to terms with my “unwanted gender”
I hope she has a boy.